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A Bitter/Sweet Season Finale

Season finale at last. Started as super cool, somewhere in the middle we turned to kinda worried but still looking good, a little before the end we started counting points for the relegation zone sweatin’ our pants off and now in this final game we could lay our asses back at our couch and enjoy our beer while watching our beloved Sankt Pauli fuck up once again but this time without any sweat after having secured the stay in the second league, one matchday before.



Oooh yeah baby!

At fuckin last…Hallelujah. There was no other option. This was ultimatum for us and thankfully the players finally got the message. Sankt Pauli dropped on poor Greuther Fürth’s head like a 10 ton steel anvil and brought the poor bastartds to the ground not knowing what hit em. Sankt Pauli striked early leaving SpVgg with no options other than to submit to their will. Daaaamn it felt good. Just read below!


Somebody WAKE THEM UP!

Remember all the bullshit talk of the previous matchday about this game? Remember how we said that from now and on every game is a final for us and that we have to face every team with the appropriate heaviness? Remember how we said that if we won today we could leave relegation zone behind? Well all that was true and indeed IF we won this match day against Regensburg we would jump 10th with 40 points, right below Union. But noooo sir. Fuck all that. Sankt Pauli managed not only to fuck up, but also to deliver one of the most humiliating losses so far. Just read below!


Scottish Shower!


I guess it is not up to us yet to visit Hamburg and have the fun of both winning the game and spending quality time with friends. No doubts for the second. A trip to Hamburg is a guaranteed win situation man. Good friends, tons of alcohol and the proper atmosphere is what you need in your expeditions. Now as for the first, we can hope but never be sure, especially with the face our beloved Sankt Pauli shows in the field lately.



Another game of utter mediocrity. Or that’s how we saw it at least. Sankt Pauli facing Sandhausen this time failed to step up and gain the three points despite our early opener. Better in most of the game but still unable to create offensively, despite some bright moments here and there. The lost penalty kick is no excuse. The problem is much bigger. Read below.


Let’s use our brain for a change, shall we?

Unacceptable. As simple as that. You can’t beat a team like Frontzeck’s (yeh, yeh….remember that “gentleman”?) Kaiserslautern, you’re no good yourself. We were definitely better in every aspect. But that just won’t cut it! Defensively we suck big time, but that is not our only problem. Analysis to it though later. For now, just read below and witness how our beloved Sankt Pauli managed to lose the 3-pointer from this game…


Still better than nothing!

source: © Witters

Damn it we had to win this. Seriously this was our game. So many chances gone to waste and almost got to the point where we could easily gain no point at all. We definitely looked confident. Ball down and the game play unfolded in a way that seemed organized and aggressive. It is just that the goal still wasn’t there. Is it the curse of Millerntor? Is it something missing from our final chances? Don’t know yet. Read below!


Momentum breakdown

All we needed was to keep that momentum. Fortuna was no easy case here and we knew it. Three points could easily pop em up to the first place (which eventually they did) and so they would kill for them. All we needed to do was keep a tight line on defense and hope for a good counter attack or why not a good and well organized offense. In the end we were just happy to leave Fortuna’s field defeated but decent.