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Back on track

That was pretty alright 😎 A carefree afternoon for the Boys in Brown and 3 more valuable points in the bag against a really pale FCI, something that of course didn’t cοme as a surprise. World is looking good now from the 3rd spot but better lower the eyes a little for the time being. A brief summary of 2 quite entertaining hours below ☠

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One of these days! 

How could we fuck this up? I mean…this was supposed to be a walk in the park. A simple in and out. How could this go wrong? Obviously we are Sankt Pauli and anything is possible. Capable of winning the best and losing from the worst. Oh well…Sometimes, things happen and others, they just don’t!

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Killers on the Loose! 

Remember what we said in the closure of the previous match report about Regensburg? “ They’ll regret it anyway”… Those where the exact words and of course they were referring to them coming to Millerntor. Were we right or not? The arrogance on their faces before the game, being a team that so far had scored 12 goals in four games and knowing only victories, compared to their long face after the ass woopin they received, is the exact picture we had in mind when writing the previous one. You just don’t mess with Sankt Pauli man!

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Just a tiny scratch! 

All the bad luck of the world in this one. Starting early with 10 players due to a moment of utter foolishness. Saving the day by opening the score and then tripping on your own shoe laces by scoring an own goal is way too much, no?…as if that was not enough, losing two classic attempts of leading the score before suffering an inevitable goal falling behind once again. The third goal was just proof that the law of football exists for a reason. Ooh well…No harm done!

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Always taking care of our best clients! 

Since when does Hamburg stand a chance against Sankt Pauli? Since when did those idiots think they’d leave with the three points of victory and since fucking when do they march against us with such arrogance? Kittel kicking at the fence furious and their fans actually screaming their lungs out on their first goal? You actually thought you would win didn’t you? Did you see your faces after the relentless battering you received? Hahahahahahahaha…. Let that be a lesson to you and…let us put it in the most polite way we can here so each and every one of you H$V prime-apes gets it. When you go at your BOSS’s place you will lower your eyes…lower your chin and say you are sorry you showed up or else….bad things will happen. Just like the way you ended up getting fucked tonight.  😎😎 

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Had we been any luckier!!!

Watching the game in the Lion’s Den (Uncle Zouzounos’s place), makes obstacles like a power outage look so tiny. Exactly. Power Outage couple of minutes before the game due to the heavy heat waves beatin’ on Greece this week. Yeah so? Problem solved easily and we were probably the only house in the South of Athens watching the game. Thug Life mofos!!! 😎😎 HAha… Game-wise now…We did great. A big smile on our faces after the game ended watching Sankt Pauli dominating most of the game and despite the fact that we didn’t leave with the three points of victory in our pockets, we proved that all you mofos out there thinkin that even a draw against us is possible……THINK AGAIN!!!😊

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