Matchday 09: FC Sankt Pauli vs 1.FC Nürnberg 5-1!!!!!!

Messing around with the wrong people!!!

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When your training takes place at fuckin H$V training center before the match and your hosts which are known for being our trusty “clients” (their beating is close enough too…) wish you luck, hoping you can do what they can’t…..Well…this is what happens. We’re not the ones you wanna fuck around with son!!! Disastrous beating from our Boys in Brown delivered upon poor FCN on this matchday…they were lucky the extra time was only five minutes.

The best possible start in the game man. 4’, and the ball brought in by Saliakas. Pass goes to Irvine and he sends to Hartel. Hartel pinches it back to Irvine and then our captain opens it for Saad. Saad shoots nicely after the pass and scores. Really nice opening goal leaving Mathenia no options to react. Sankt Pauli has the first say in the midline. Pushes forward and early enough sweeps the mat out of FCN’s feet. On 16’, a header from Marquez causes no trouble for Vasilj who simply watches the ball go out of bounds above his upper post. Unfortunately though he does not make a correct judgment on 24’ and passes directly to our former player, Möller Daehli who passes on to Okunuki. Okunuki shoots and evens the score. A great shot from Eggestein on 35’, after roaming around FCN’s box for a while. The shot is good and Marquez barely makes it to deflect it to a corner. The list ends with a great shot from Afolayan on 36’. Frees himself and shoots heavily against Mathenia who is placed well though and blocks the shot.

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Second half underway and we wouldn’t let FCN catch a breath. On 49’ Smith on a distant free kick finds Eggestein who shoots from close range against Mathenia and doubles the goals for Sankt Pauli. A while later, on 56’, Sankt Pauli on the counter attack and Eggestein has the ball. Shoots and scores his personal second and third for Sankt Pauli in this game. All downhill after that for us. FCN only managed to pull a shot from Schleimer after a pass from MöllerDaehli. Vasilj though blocks the shot leaving the score as it was. On 73’, it was time for Saliakas to test his foot against FCN. Heavy shot forcing Mathenia to jump to the side and repel it. Cannot do the same though with the lobe-shot of Amenyido on 90’+4. Irvine on the pass and Amenyido shoots splendidly curving the ball above Mathenia sending it to his left corner. FCN’s torment ended with a final fifth goal from Metcalfe on 90’+5. Pass from Amenyido and Metcalfe puts the last nail in the coffin of FCN.

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Who can top us man? Best defense, best midline and a front line spittin fire. 5-1 and the only time FCN made it to our nets was actually our single, weak moment. Only one in the entire 90 minutes. That aside we’re talking about brutal and sheer beating. 67% ball possession for Sankt Pauli. 21 shots on target against 8 for FCN. Get it? Sankt Pauli left no space for compromise here. Dictated the pace early enough and left no room for mistakes (yeah just one but who cares?)…Rightfully first on the table and on Saturday 21st we visit Paderborn for another session. Fists in the air and keeping the vibe alive man. Forza Sankt Pauli ☠️☠️☠️   

P.S Having these pathetic idiots from H$V wishing you luck against Sankt Pauli, a team they can never win,  and ending in suffering the worst defeat of your recent history…..Hilarious…. 🙂

Match data (people): https://www.kicker.de/st-pauli-gegen-nuernberg-2023-bundesliga-4861734/aufstellung

Match data (stats): https://www.kicker.de/st-pauli-gegen-nuernberg-2023-bundesliga-4861734/spieldaten

Highlights: https://www.sport1.de/tv-video/video/fc-st-pauli-1-fc-nurnberg-5-1-tore-highlights-2-bundesliga__d9556e80-5147-4f45-ab3c-fc3ee1f3a322

Further reading:

• Kicker (German)
• Official website
• Millernton (German, translator)
• Der Übersteiger (German)
• Beebleblox (German)
• Gegengeradenbesetzer (German)
• USP Photo Gallery
• Kleiner Tod (German)